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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.00.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan,so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title andeverything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral forthe loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh atthe blonde for using a $250,000.00 Rolls Royce as collateral against a$5,000.00 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rollsinto the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000.00 and the interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy tohave had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you outand found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you botherto borrow $5,000.00?” The blonde replies, “Where else in New York City can I park mycar for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

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Friday, July 25th, 2008 at 12:04 am
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8 Responses to “Smart Blonde”

  1. Mike Says:

    VERY GOOD!

  2. Eric "Speedcat Hollydale" Says:

    This blog rocks!! I added you at MBL too …. :lol:

  3. Sharon Says:

    LOL! Blondes do have all the fun…..

  4. Leigh Says:

    That’s one of the funnier ones that I’ve heard! :lol:

  5. Onemargaret Says:

    I love your website! It is so cool! I also am a huge fan of Marilyn Monroe!

  6. BillyWarhol Says:

    lollll Good One!! :lol:

    Peace*

  7. rizal Says:

    LOL..

    funny.. just make my day (which is sunday today :mrgreen: )

  8. jam Says:

    An icebreaker! Blondes rock!

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