Exercise 1- Wash your own CaR!

Who doesn’t enjoy a clean car? The gas station car washes cost almost $10 and don’t even work all that great. My car is always left with water spots and I have to manually wash the windows anyway..And true, you could take the car down to the illegal car wash and have the mexicans rub one out scrub til it your car sparkles. But that could easily cost you upwards of $20, and you have to deal the awkward stares and lick lipping as they caress your car….Besides, washing your car yourself is a good way to burn some extra calories. Depending on your weight and current health conditions, you can burn hundreds of calories, just playing with a hose… wait I mean.. by getting wet… I mean.. rubbing… Ill stop.But that bring up another advantage of washing your own car, it can be pretty damn sexy (mainly for ladies… but guys too… just resist the urge of the infamous speedo.. not going to help). And for all the clueless.. I found a tutorial, on how to wash your car “the sexy way”. Not sure I agree, could have been so much better… but I will leave that for you to decide.Then there is always the laughable well-known Paris fromping (is that a word?) on top of a car. I say laughable because you know that is the only way she would ever wash a car. Well paid, on camera, in a skimpy suit… Ahhh.. to be Paris..But for those of you who are not into meatless whores meatless prostitutes…
And if you are smart (and hot enough) you can get paid to wash someone elses car. It still baffles me that there has yet to be a female dominated car wash. Think of the fun, the tips and not to mention calories burned.
SO IT IS THAT TIME!
Squeeze into those suits, grab a bucket, some soap and a sponge. Time to get dirty- to get clean.