On the Wednesday before our work-less day of patriotism (July 4th), I came to the depressing realization of just how American I really am.

You see, I stepped outside for a quick break away from the turmoil of that thing we call “work” and planted my butt on a rickety old bench/table. Minding my business, twirling my hair envisioning how this holiday weekend would go with a husband who doesn’t celebrate much of anything (other then Manchester United winning a game). Trying to brainstorm ways of convincing him to buy some fireworks… and why drinking and playing with fire really isn’t that bad… When it hit me… or I guess I hit it… the ground.. with my ass. The bench/table shattered beneath me leaving me with bruises that resembled a globe across my backside. After contemplation of denying any knowledge of the incident, I decided to tell my boss… who had planned on taking the “50 year old, family owned antique” home that afternoon. Then proceeding to compare my overgrown excuse for an ass to a natural disaster..

That is when I decided it’s time to De-Americanize… on a constant diet.

It is finally time to start counting those calories… pounds…days… and dreaded minutes of forced exercise… This means I need to keep the motivation rolling in. I always found it helpful to drool over look at sexy women. No I am not a lesbian, I just know how to truly appreciate the female body That is where the thin-spiration comes in.

No, not anerexic .. meatless whores.. but the true definition of a feminine figure “MAMACITA”.. ass, tits and curves need/do apply.

But rather then bore you with my stats and progress, I figure it would be fun to share the thin-spiration.

Over the next couple weeks we will go over the pros and cons of the female figure… but for now I want you to let me know who (in your opinion) possesses the ideal female figure.

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