Blondeee

posted by blondeee on Feb 1

What is a fairy tale?

A tale of love?

A happy ending? ( No not like at chinese massage parlors)

Have you ever really seen the end of a fairy tale?

If it really ends at the wedding then I dont find it to be very happy at all, because you and I know life goes on (in one way or another) after marriage. especially since they never even talk about the wedding night…

And should every girl really be in search of Prince Charming?

Honestly if I met a prince who happened to be charming, a weekend fling is as far as it goes. Could you imagine the stress or dealing with a man who walks around with a false sense of accomplishment everyday..

But I guess if you want to learn how to fake an orgasm, dating a rich man is sure a rewarding motivator.

Sure he is probably loaded, finacially, but of course I would drop to the “shallow” bracket of society if I were to admit I noticed. And what happens if he’s an alcoholic or God forbid had a little dick?

I just couldn’t fathom calling off my “man hunt” and taking such a risk.

Oh but this is “Prince charming” the man your mother.. . I mean you always hoped you would find.

Who even wrote these fairy tales? Had to have been a man. Must have figured it would be a good way to get laid. Install a sense of false hope into these little girls minds, they wont figure out what hit em til after the deed is done.

The fairy tale needs to be re-invented. Which Im pretty sure that was Disney’s intention with Enchanted. I didnt really finish the movie because I had my own love life to tend to but from what I saw they were proving my point.

Finally my point. Every person should be writing there own fairy tale, rather than trying to live up to false standards. Your role is not already written, its your choice how the story goes and the story ends.

Every story comes complete with tragedies and your own set of side kicks and villains. You decide whether your the victom aka damsel in distress, or the hero.

And as long as you are doing the best you can and truly appreciate what you have then you are already living your happily ever after.

So please quit your bitching.

Thanks.